Period table Smell-ements

You think your gases are SOOOO NOOOBLEEE. I'm rendering you inert, BITCH!!

TAIGOING, TAIGOING, TAIGONE!

Papa Ooh Mao Mao. Hu's on First? (We're Communist, so I don't believe in) God Deng it! You want to have a 2 China policy? You can kiss my 2 China Hole! You think you can have all the goods manufactured in your little island across the water? More like Middle King-dumb!!!

Wikipedia all those Chinese history puns, cuz they're f***ing hilarious.

China OUT!

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Face Behind My Foot

Your praying mantis style is nothing compared to my Tae Kwon Doe action! Where'd your face go? I can't see it behind the awesome facecracking power of my foot which is at presently cracking into your stupid dumb stupid stupid face.

Doe, You HAVE no Tae Kwon!!!

Cavalier and... Hey!!!

Was it Miami that stole King James? One man begs to differ!

MIDDLE CEASED

Skateboard dude visited the Middle East and a certain potential nuclearly proliferating country mysteriously disappeared.

DUDE, YOU HAVE NO QUR'AN

On September 11, 2010 a protester in a park tried to burn a copy of the Islamic holy book The Qur'an. And he would have done it, too, but for one man... one bespectacled, shirtless, long-haired defender of religious freedom who said, No.

He saw the gasoline soaked book seconds before it was to be incinerated, and did he hit the man with it? Did he take arms against his fellow human? No. He simply grabbed it, looked at the man, and said "Dude, you HAVE no Qur'an."

This site is for him, and serves as an idea board for all the other objects he's responsible for lifting over the years. Here's to you hippie skateboard guy.